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Team Fortress 2: The Heavy Apocalypse

07/16/08 @ 12:01 pm

I like Team Fortress 2. This is no mystery. However at times I like to play in a silly manner. So, last night I played as a Heavy on 2fort, running around punching people. Some epic moments occurred, but one moment in particular shined above the rest.

I had just finished a punching rampage, which ended in my death (this happens a lot). The clock ticks as the respawn timer counts down to 0. I'm finally back in the game, and I exit the resupply zone and head out towards the sniper balcony doing practice punches on my teammates. As I make my way out to the balcony with plans to jump down below to the covered bridge which leads to the enemy base, an enemy scout is running atop the bridge preparing to leap onto our balcony. With lightning speed (for a heavy), my muscles prepare for the ultimate battle of the ages. A sniper behind me fires a shot. He just barely nicks the Scout's leg. The scout continues and prepares to make his jump just as I'm approaching the edge of our balcony to drop down below. He jumps, I jump ... and then like a scene out of "The Best Moments on Earth" (movie slated for release at the end of time) my fist connects with his pathetic soul in midair. He successfully dies, while I land on the ground (picture this in all slow motion) feeling like a true champion. The teammates which had the pleasure of viewing this most miraculous event cheered and applauded, and I ran on my way across the bridge to head into the enemy base, my morale boosted higher than ever.

Unfortunately due to all the commotion no one noticed the freakin' spy. How could this happen?!

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Christine

07/27/08 1:23 am

My secret lover left me for TF2...



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